Worst Trail Names
I've heard quite a few lately. Anyone care to add to the list?
That's my dog, Echo. He's a fine young dog.
I knew a kid on the trail called "Lil Bitch".
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"Ziplock"
If I remember right, it was a rainy night, she didn't want to go outside her tent, so she used a ziplock to pee in. Baggie failed during the night.
"Mooch"
I ran into this guy at a lunch counter in Maine (Jo-Mary?) sitting at a table with no food in front of him, watching his three pals (Smiling Dave? et al?) chow down. Puppy dog eyes. Hungry puppy dog eyes.
"Chance"
The long story of how he got his trailname took about 30 miles to hear.
Teej
"[ATers] represent three percent of our use and about twenty percent of our effort," retired Baxter Park Director Jensen Bissell.
I spent a night at High Point Shelter (NJ) this last fall with a woman with the trailname "Spaghetti-O" -- apparently due to a dining incident (another "container failure") inside her tent. Some of the nobo class of '06 might know her.Originally Posted by TJ aka Teej
I really do not understand why one would bring that back inside the tent.
That's my dog, Echo. He's a fine young dog.
Loser was actually one of my favorite trail names, so bad it was good. Never met the guy but read his register entries for a few months. He always signed like chapter and verse, like "Loser 3:16" in the registers.
Windwalker (self named, everyone called him tootsie-pop, drove him crazy till he liked it)
Donkey Punch (It's an Enron thing)
Pus Gut.
Or was it Pus Belly.
An incident brought about by a misplaced piece of poision-something in WV, June 21, 2005 on a nice young man hiking NoBo.
Ouch.
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MILF. That one needs to be banned it's so bad.
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Rat Puke, hiked in `06. He's a friend of mine but as much as we tried, couldn't get him to change it.
I remember reading his journal that year. He had some pictures up.
Moral of the story: don't find yourself in SNP on hike naked day!
How about Beater?
The first time I saw him he was sitting in the sunny afternoon shade of the tree at Shaws in Monson. The Dude and I sat to chat with him.
He was named after his t-shirt. . . aaaaand his t-shirt is named after something and after a few minutes I was just plane scared of him.
I believe he's about done if not or very close to Springer. Any updates?
Peace, Beater - PM me for proper congrats Dude.
Names
Vulture Chow is my all-time fav bad name.
Grim Creeper is a distant second.
Vulture Chow. That beats anything I've heard including on the PTHFD thread!
Yep, I just posted on that one. I am surprised it has lasted this long.
I know, I can't sleep either. June 1st is in the paradox right now.Yep, I just posted on that one. I am surprised it has lasted this long.
Too close and too far.
Ok I used to go bye stoned bear.....not because I was a stoner. I ate 3 days of food like a stoned bear. I got a lot of people that judged me for having stoned in my trail name. So now I just go bye my nick name I have had since I was a baby, Fons. Don't go there about no dam happy days I got it because its in Al-Fons-o. The show did'nt air in Missorrie when I was a baby 31 years ago. My dad allready went bye Al .
Chafing on his rearend earned one of my favorite hikers ''Monkeybutt''
E-Z---"from sea to shining sea''
then there's lone wolf!!
I camped next to a couple last year at trail days. The young man's name was Car-Bomb. He wouldn't explain the origin.
A young whipper-snapper tried to change the dinos names to Wimpy and Gimpy once as we were chowing down on some bodacious hamburgers in the backcountry. The female dino knocked some sense into the youngster with her cane. (
whats in a name?
in 03 there was a young couple that whent by Snotrocket and Dingleberry.
Whats a young girl to choose.......
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