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    For all you military types out there, you remember the three;
    SNAFU.....TARFU......and of course, FUBAR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by leeki pole View Post
    For all you military types out there, you remember the three;
    SNAFU.....TARFU......and of course, FUBAR!
    What's TARFU?

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    Things are really *fouled* up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brrrb Oregon View Post
    Uh, bfitz, maybe you ought to go look up what a "donkey punch" is, because VictoriaM and her friends aren't the only ones on the trail who will know it.
    Okay, I looked it up, (and can't wait to try it), but the llama refernce throws it off a bit...Llama punch is a fine name, and will be abbreviated to llama 99% of the time. Not a BFD. Most won't catch it anyway and its kinda funny considering the obvious paradox what with mild-mannered VictoriaM and the pink backpack . I am officially amused.

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    I may change my trailname to Dirty Sanchez this year.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bfitz View Post
    I may change my trailname to Dirty Sanchez this year.....

    ...Cleveland Steamer doesn't appeal to you?
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    Insanity: Asking about inseams over and over again and expecting different results.
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    The trail doesn't go through cleveland! Howabout Hanover Pot Pie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidsteer View Post
    ...Cleveland Steamer doesn't appeal to you?
    Dang, but I've led a sheltered life.

    Thankfully!
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    I still think Donkey Punch is a perverted deviation from Donkey Kick which means to knock up a girl, i.e., get her pregnant.

    I don't remember exactly where I heard the term, but I think it was in a movie where they were talking about some girl in pink pajamas or panties and how some guy gave the Donkey Kick, and the obvious implication was that he got her p.g. Try to visualize the term, and it kinda makes sense

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madrvrfshrr View Post
    Dang, but I've led a sheltered life.

    Thankfully!
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    I ain't all that sick.

    My problem is that I enjoy the Bob and Tom show. Pretty funny stuff.
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    My brothers pet name for his wife for years was blumpkin. You should have seen her face (and his) when she finally found out what it meant!

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    Victoria -

    I only breezed through the 10 pages in this thread. You are going to do what you want to do so do whatever that is but please considering changing your trailname. Your trail name is disgusting and as a solo female hiker I feel your inviting trouble/harassment onto yourself and if possible to other females out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mel-gazelle View Post
    Victoria -

    I only breezed through the 10 pages in this thread. You are going to do what you want to do so do whatever that is but please considering changing your trailname. Your trail name is disgusting and as a solo female hiker I feel your inviting trouble/harassment onto yourself and if possible to other females out there.
    The sexual part is bad enough, but does she know it is associated with Enron now? It is one of the more extreme phrases they used in e-mails to describe how they were enriching themselves at the expense of their ratepayers. Now, the phrase is even worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brrrb Oregon View Post
    The sexual part is bad enough, but does she know it is associated with Enron now? It is one of the more extreme phrases they used in e-mails to describe how they were enriching themselves at the expense of their ratepayers. Now, the phrase is even worse.
    Yikes, maybe I should change it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VictoriaM View Post
    Yikes, maybe I should change it!
    ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by VictoriaM View Post
    Yikes, maybe I should change it!
    When you get propositioned about some shady get-rich-quick stock scheme, don't complain that I didn't warn you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brrrb Oregon View Post
    When you get propositioned about some shady get-rich-quick stock scheme, don't complain that I didn't warn you.
    Hmph, I would never leave my husband for a.....wait, can I actually get rich with this scheme?...I would never leave my husband for such a terrible thing!



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    Did I say stock? I meant co... !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VictoriaM View Post
    Hmph, I would never leave my husband for a.....wait, can I actually get rich with this scheme?...I would never leave my husband for such a terrible thing!
    Girl, you're going back on the trail with his blessings....you already are rich.

    (Hey, when they ask about your name, you can add that your husband's trail name is "Guido".....and then say, big-eyed, "And that isn't the half of it. The man is a menace, do not let him find out you've been near me.")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brrrb Oregon View Post
    Hey, when they ask about your name, you can add that your husband's trail name is "Guido".....and then say, big-eyed, "And that isn't the half of it. The man is a menace, do not let him find out you've been near me."
    OK, maybe not. Lying will always get you in trouble. But you are rich!

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