Originally Posted by
mweinstone
Ever eat a picinic table?
Euell gibbins once asked that in a grape nuts commercial.
As a fundraiser, i propose to eat the doyel's picinic table.
Bit by ground down bit.
I figure i can eat a pound of sawdust per day with no ill effects.( guessing)
Between may first and august 1 st i will consume the table and the two benches.
And as a bonus if the goal of a million dollars is reached, ill throw in eating the kitchen screen door.( wood only)
Its old and should chew easy.