Hiking calendars?

**Dogwood** · 10-19-2013, 14:34

Shameless I know, but would you be interesting in having for purchase a calendar of hot possibly scantilly clothed female and/or male hikers like the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model or firemen calendars? Would you enjoy or think it would help the hiking community if those on the hiking calendars appeared at hiking and outdoor related events? What if a portion of the money raised through sales of the calendars was donated to various trail causes?

**Hill Ape** · 10-19-2013, 17:15

lol, this is a trick question right?! scan tilly clad female hikers, long as they've shaved it sounds great... use the money for anything you want

**lush242000** · 10-19-2013, 20:24

Scared of a natural woman?

Sent from somewhere.

**Hill Ape** · 10-19-2013, 20:26

nope, followed the dead for years, that new wore off

**MuddyWaters** · 10-19-2013, 20:30

Can you make them "scratch-n-sniff" as well????

**hikerboy57** · 10-19-2013, 20:33

Originally Posted by MuddyWaters

Can you make them "scratch-n-sniff" as well????

hope theyre not thru hikers

**hikerboy57** · 10-19-2013, 20:42

we had a calendar planned in the old cafe, but somehow the plan fell apart
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/show...light=calendar

**Dogwood** · 10-19-2013, 21:06

Originally Posted by MuddyWaters

Can you make them "scratch-n-sniff" as well????

Sure, May will have a scent of the Carolina Rhododendron, June will have a fresh rain scent, July will have a watermelon scent, Aug will have a DEET or Lemon Eucalyptus scent, Sept will smell like those Chicken Ramen spice packets, Oct will have the scent of falling Maple leaves, Dec will be white pine or fir scented, etc. The Marketing Dept is working on the scents for the other months right now

**TNhiker** · 10-20-2013, 15:05

Wellllllll......

since no one else has said it---I will...

let me know when my photo shoot is.....I'll be happy to pose for a calendar...

**Rasty** · 10-20-2013, 15:13

Originally Posted by hikerboy57

we had a calendar planned in the old cafe, but somehow the plan fell apart
http://www.whiteblaze.net/forum/show...light=calendar

I thought it was just a trick to have OZ post naked pics of himself

**johnnybgood** · 10-20-2013, 15:16

Originally Posted by TNhiker

Wellllllll......

since no one else has said it---I will...

let me know when my photo shoot is.....I'll be happy to pose for a calendar...

Umm...really not necessary, Kevin.

**Old Hiker** · 10-20-2013, 15:17

Uh, no.

.......

**da fungo** · 10-20-2013, 20:37

Originally Posted by Dogwood

Sure, May will have a scent of the Carolina Rhododendron, June will have a fresh rain scent, July will have a watermelon scent, Aug will have a DEET or Lemon Eucalyptus scent, Sept will smell like those Chicken Ramen spice packets, Oct will have the scent of falling Maple leaves, Dec will be white pine or fir scented, etc. The Marketing Dept is working on the scents for the other months right now

The October scent should be the smell of a body that hasn't been under a shower since leaving Springer in March.

**TNhiker** · 10-21-2013, 13:10

Originally Posted by johnnybgood

Umm...really not necessary, Kevin.

Ya ever seen me?

I'm one buff mutha......

**Dogwood** · 10-21-2013, 13:26

Originally Posted by TNhiker

Ya ever seen me?

I'm one buff mutha......

Uh, I have. Opinions vary.

However, will add ya to the possible calendar candidates for the calendars being marketed in Norway. Of course, will list your trail name as Lars the Viking and have you standing in front of a Norrona tunnel tent with a fjord in the back round. And, will have to cover up that I Love Mom tattoo across your chest.

**aficion** · 10-21-2013, 13:32

Originally Posted by Dogwood

Sure, May will have a scent of the Carolina Rhododendron, June will have a fresh rain scent, July will have a watermelon scent, Aug will have a DEET or Lemon Eucalyptus scent, Sept will smell like those Chicken Ramen spice packets, Oct will have the scent of falling Maple leaves, Dec will be white pine or fir scented, etc. The Marketing Dept is working on the scents for the other months right now

Recommend sprinkling a bit of vegemite powder and cumin in the mailing envelopes. This will serve to heighten the sense of expectation as one rips into the mail. Quelle odeur repousse!

**Tuckahoe** · 10-21-2013, 13:36

Can I be in the calender?

**FarmerChef** · 10-21-2013, 13:53

Originally Posted by Tuckahoe64

Can I be in the calender?

lol - images of a burly, sweaty man holding a giant sledgehammer with a white-hot, glowing forge belching flames and smoke behind. Make sure you have the distant look like you're looking off at a vista 1,000 miles away or in the next galaxy or something. Recommend woodsmoke as the scratch and sniff for Tuck's month.

**TNhiker** · 10-21-2013, 14:48

Originally Posted by Dogwood

Uh, I have. Opinions vary.

However, will add ya to the possible calendar candidates for the calendars being marketed in Norway. Of course, will list your trail name as Lars the Viking and have you standing in front of a Norrona tunnel tent with a fjord in the back round. And, will have to cover up that I Love Mom tattoo across your chest.

that's great cause i have a huge european following..........

**Dogwood** · 10-21-2013, 16:22

Originally Posted by FarmerChef

lol - images of a burly, sweaty man holding a giant sledgehammer with a white-hot, glowing forge belching flames and smoke behind. Make sure you have the distant look like you're looking off at a vista 1,000 miles away or in the next galaxy or something. Recommend woodsmoke as the scratch and sniff for Tuck's month.

Humm, that might work when marketing the calendars in Norse countries. However, I think will have to change Tuchahoe's trail name to Thor. And to achieve some corporate sponsorship money will have him with one of those 2 lb TNF poser fleece jackets thrown over one shoulder of course in appropriate national flag colors for the country we're marketing that particular calendar to.

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