Limericks and Haiku

[aficion]

Seeing as how limericks and haiku can both be very funny, I'd like for there to be a thread for posting such trail related nonsense.

I'll start:

We have here a fine moderator
Who goes by the name Alligator
Not a hem nor a haw
Ever slipped from his jaw
His pet food is a fresh hot potater.

[hikerboy57]

went hiking this spring.
the people i met were the
highlight of my trip.

[atmilkman]

There once was a man from Nantucket.............

[hikerboy57]

was his name gary puckett?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzH-CT8y6c8

[Train Wreck]

We must not forget the pet Troll
Who contributes such utterings droll
He laughs at your rage
He's just rattlin' your cage
Till he slithers back down in his hole.

[Carbo]

Pounding heart,

[Carbo]

Eye stinging sweat, burning muscle, what a glorious way to spend a magnificent day.

[hikerboy57]

i think thats free verse.
not haiku or limerick,
deserves its own thread.

[aficion]

Pounding heart,

Pounding hearts walk on
The trail demands no less
Laughter is the charm.

[hikerboy57]

but it was way cool

[Train Wreck]

i think thats free verse.
not haiku or limerick,
deserves its own thread.

Shouldn't segregate
One man's words from another
I call foul - where's Coach?


...and why are you in stealth mode???

[hikerboy57]

Shouldn't segregate
One man's words from another
I call foul - where's Coach?


...and why are you in stealth mode???

ssssssshhhhhhh!!


alright end segregation

[Rasty]

Shouldn't segregate
One man's words from another
I call foul - where's Coach?


...and why are you in stealth mode???

He is hiding

[aficion]

While hiking the trail in a dress
my nethers cooled off I confess
till I met a young lass
who had such a fine..............disposition
I saw she and I were both blessed.

[Train Wreck]

Just saw the above...hard act to follow

...I got nothin'

[OzJacko]

All hiking is fine
Even in rain hail or shine
Sirloin is divine

[aficion]

[QUOTE=OzJacko;1531092]All hiking is fine
Even in rain hail or shine
Sirloin is divine[/QUOT

There once was a fellow from Oz
Who came here to hike just because
He stopped for a snack
at the Pink Cadillac
and learned that it was what it was

[Train Wreck]

[QUOTE=aficion;1531102]

All hiking is fine
Even in rain hail or shine
Sirloin is divine[/QUOT

There once was a fellow from Oz
Who came here to hike just because
He stopped for a snack
at the Pink Cadillac
and learned that it was what it was

Cool! It's "Pick On Oz" Day!

A hiker named Oz from Down Under
Was the subject of awe and some wonder
When he griped that his drink
Needed ice - in a blink
The heavens rained hail and some thunder!

[4Bears]

Once the hiker Train Wreck
Went out west to trek
Did she rappel?
I'll never tell
Her gallery you will have to check

[4Bears]

When walking, one must put one foot in front of the other to procede