RELIGION vs TRUTH on trail

[coach lou]

Almost the perfect pet! Mows the grass, plays with the kids, gives milk and can be easily roasted! What more could you ask for?

Well it could lay eggs!

In an earlier thread we discussed how goats were excellent pack animals, and loyal like dogs.......but... if we ate him, who'd carry my stuff.

[Rasty]

In an earlier thread we discussed how goats were excellent pack animals, and loyal like dogs.......but... if we ate him, who'd carry my stuff.

Well Coach Lou. First the mommy goat meets the daddy goat then they have alone time. In a few short months they produce a new pack animal!

[coach lou]

Well Coach Lou. First the mommy goat meets the daddy goat then they have alone time. In a few short months they produce a new pack animal!

I was lookin' to meet-up with Ozjacko next year, not wait out there for him.

[Water Rat]

Well Coach Lou. First the mommy goat meets the daddy goat then they have alone time. In a few short months they produce a new pack animal!

You totally forgot the bow-chicka-wow-wow music they would need...

[Hairbear]

it would be interesting to see who would pray to if you got into a bad nasty scenario out on the trail.........another thing too not everyone can be as perfect as you are especially we Christian folk....if I ever get a chance to meet you I am gonna grab a hold of you and shove my Bible right up your behind and make you like it! i learned how to do that when I was in the joint...

ass bible holsters only on craigs list $6.66...............

[Hairbear]

Almost the perfect pet! Mows the grass, plays with the kids, gives milk and can be easily roasted! What more could you ask for?

Well it could lay eggs!

i couild whistle the ballad of curtis loe while it cleaned your car

[pervy_sage]

it would be interesting to see who would pray to if you got into a bad nasty scenario out on the trail.........another thing too not everyone can be as perfect as you are especially we Christian folk....if I ever get a chance to meet you I am gonna grab a hold of you and shove my Bible right up your behind and make you like it! i learned how to do that when I was in the joint...

ass bible holsters only on craigs list $6.66...............

Sounds like a bad rewrite to Hancock. "His bible is going up your ass, your bible is going up his ass, then you can talk about it face to face."

[pervy_sage]

Sounds like a bad rewrite to Hancock. "His bible is going up your ass, your bible is going up his ass, then you can talk about it face to face."

Ok, it sounded better in my head...I did say it was a bad rewrite.

[Mags]

I went to the Culinary Institute of America and every week it was either a spit roasted goat or lamb for International cuisine in the courtyard.

Another reason to go to cooking school!

I think it may be time to move this thread to the humor forum.(Is there an unintentional humor forum. )

[fredmugs]

As much as I love starting my work day reading these comments I think it's time to drive 3 railroad spikes through this post and let it die.

[Don H]

We can't let it die yet, I'm still waiting for IB to tell me how his thru-hike went.

[Thirsty DPD]

We can't let it die yet, I'm still waiting for IB to tell me how his thru-hike went.

That'll be worth the price of admission.

[coach lou]

We can't let it die yet, I'm still waiting for IB to tell me how his thru-hike went.

Didn't he say he was still hiking?

[Two Speed]

. . . (Is there an unintentional humor forum. )

I was under the impression that bulk of the site was unintentional humor. My bad.

[Toli]

I can't speak for IB but I'd pass on that, too. I already know I don't believe. I don't want to listen to some pseudo-intellectual rave on about how deep and philosophical he/she is for not believing, which in my experience is most often the type of atheist you'd be likely to find in a setting where they're spewing it for all to hear. I don't see why they want to make it so complicated. I don't believe in God or any other deity. Tada! I don't believe in Santa Claus either, but I don't prattle on about that.

You are SOOOO gettin' a lump of coal for Christmas... Unless Santa gets shot down with an RPG ...

[Rasty]

I went to the Culinary Institute of America and every week it was either a spit roasted goat or lamb for International cuisine in the courtyard.

Another reason to go to cooking school!

I think it may be time to move this thread to the humor forum.(Is there an unintentional humor forum. )

Aren't you the Humor forum MOD?

[Mags]

Aren't you the Humor forum MOD?

Technically yes...

Just thinking out loud...

I was under the impression that bulk of the site was unintentional humor. My bad.

Bada-Bump!

And if with that..this thread has run its course. Try the veal...it's good! Tip your waiters.

We'll be playing here all week.