Please don't steal our ducks

[Local]

A hiker in Damascus was recently seen picking up a baby duck and stuffing it into his pocket. He ran away when someone yelled at him. I'm not sure what this is about but if someone needs a pet on the trail we can arrange for you to adopt a dog or cat. Or if you have a thing about ducks we will be glad for you to visit them anytime.

[Tom Murphy]

'em good eats

[Samson]

*** is wrong with people?

[daddytwosticks]

That was a fowl thing to do. The hiker must have been quaked. (Sorry...).

[max patch]

I guess The Place needs to add "No Ducks" to the house rules. Hope the duck is there when LW makes his rounds.

[Pedaling Fool]

A hiker in Damascus was recently seen picking up a baby duck and stuffing it into his pocket. He ran away when someone yelled at him. I'm not sure what this is about but if someone needs a pet on the trail we can arrange for you to adopt a dog or cat. Or if you have a thing about ducks we will be glad for you to visit them anytime.

They couldn't catch him, guess he didn't have his pack on. Running the scenario through my head begs a lot of questions, but I'll let it go...

[Rasty]

Guy probably just got kicked out The Place for drinking and thought I'll show you. I'm going to steal your.... and all he could think of, being drunk was a duck. How sad.

[coach lou]

Drank a case of 'Cold Duck'......................................'sticks, just tryin' to lighten it up after the last 2 days!!

[Sarcasm the elf]

A hiker in Damascus was recently seen picking up a baby duck and stuffing it into his pocket. He ran away when someone yelled at him. I'm not sure what this is about but if someone needs a pet on the trail we can arrange for you to adopt a dog or cat. Or if you have a thing about ducks we will be glad for you to visit them anytime.

Wait? What? Honestly, who the heck steals a duckling?

[Lone Wolf]

Wait? What? Honestly, who the heck steals a duckling?

a twentysomething year old hiker. they do 99% of the stupid stuff in towns

[Feral Bill]

a twentysomething year old hiker. they do 99% of the stupid stuff in towns

Just in towns?

[rocketsocks]

I think it was one of "Jethro bodine's" clan of merry men,His granny smoked craw dads....but not ducks!this thread may have to be moved to the Food Forum...when it plays out,hope not.Who really knows what happend here,should be interesting though!

[BobTheBuilder]

I can't abide people who are mean to animals.

[Local]

That was a fowl thing to do. .......... (Sorry...).

Funny. A bit of a painful pun, but funny. That really quacked me up.

[Lugnut]

Was he also carrying a roll of duck tape?

[rocketsocks]

Funny. A bit of a painful pun, but funny. That really quacked me up.

I thought it was wabbit season?

[weary]

a twentysomething year old hiker. they do 99% of the stupid stuff in towns

Not only that, but they make up most of the thru hiker wannabes. I say we need to start in kindergarten to teach commonsense.

[coach lou]

Not only that, but they make up most of the thru hiker wannabes. I say we need to start in kindergarten to teach commonsense.

You can't do that.......teachers are only there to babysit today. Teach, that may offend someone, or get in their head, or make unreasonable demands, or make them sweat. heavens to Betsy, you may have to say no to them.

[mattmc89]

Seems to be a lot of hate for us young whippersnappers.

[hikerboy57]

Not only that, but they make up most of the thru hiker wannabes. I say we need to start in kindergarten to teach commonsense.

you're right. we need to teach them. not teachers, parents.
and it is wabbit season.