most horrid thred ever attempted on whiteblaze

[Enic]

I don't think hikers have a higher rate of brown blazing, just that we tend to talk about things that others may never bring up in conversation. That being said, I brown blaze cotton roos all the time, because it sweats and sticks more. Poly roos tends to streak easily, too. My wool are great, and as long as you buy the black ones, I tend to not notice as much.
Keep yourself clean and change your roos daily and it's not too bad. Filtering water helps, but for all of you "o naturals" I think you're nuts. My roos are like an insurance policy, just another layer that is changable in case of brown blazes.

[mweinstone]

i pitty folks who dry wipe. thats gross. even grosser is chem wipes. if youve changed your childs diapers for years as us p's have, and used a bazillion foamy wipes, you are grossed out by what that foamy fake suds is.i dont even dry wipe at hope. i swing my ass over the tub after wipeing and wash. maby im a reincarnated bday user idonno. but i must be minty freash or i shelter in place and die.my rule.and tru brown blazeing isnt being dirty of b utt and scarafying undys. its the sudden uncontroled release of materials with its associated laughing from others that follows a breech.fyi. i made the term up. if anyone can show me an earlyer use of the term than me i will gladly succed the ownership of the entire brown blaze non profit.

[Newb]

japanese nuklerbonics. it

I think this may be the quotable of the year.

[mweinstone]

erryting fine. evven bedda! all go sleep now! no worry! no melting. juss gas. harmless gasses and steem. you like steem! happy.

no more question! press confrance ova!

[sbhikes]

I'm thinking that people in India and the middle east, with their whole left hand taboo and everything, are probably thinking our hygiene habits are pretty frightening. And I'd be agreeing with them about now.

[Mother Natures Son]

Man, this is either the strangest thread I've ever seen or someone has been passing gas in this shelter!

[mweinstone]

lmao. eject the warp core is equal to or better than release the kracken!

[mweinstone]

by the way, white crow is the originater of release the cracken. many witnesses.he made the term up in 06. well, thats when he presented us with it. johnney thunder? lil help?

[trailangelbronco]

Well, this thread has gone all to crap

[kanga]

Well, this thread has gone all to crap

no. it's gone to kraken.

[Johnny Thunder]

by the way, white crow is the originater of release the cracken. many witnesses.he made the term up in 06. well, thats when he presented us with it. johnney thunder? lil help?

he said "release the kraken".

i've said "i'm crowning" (running towards the privy).

[Old Hiker]

he said "release the kraken".

I thought Mr. Burns always said, "Release the hounds".

i've said "i'm crowning" (running towards the privy).

The proper term is "prairie dogging", I believe.

Aw, maaaaan, I succumbed and added to this thread. I'm so ashamed.

[doritotex]

gay stuff.........

How is it that you equate immaturity with "gay" stuff? It's funny how men act like little ten year old boys when it comes to the subject of bodily functions!! And...oh yeah...someone is gonna tell me to "lighten up"!!!

[Skidsteer]

And...oh yeah...someone is gonna tell me to "lighten up"!!!

No, no, no, that would be the ultra-light forum.

This is the humor forum and we're allowed to be gay here.

[StumbleWolf]

I remember sharting a full load right in front of youat traildays... thats how we actually met.

[HankIV]

Itz doz heap bilts pulled too tight on dem full belays.

[George]

stumblewolf is the king of poopin in his pants. he did it and announced it at traildays.

. yall 6 rolls of tp folk is nuts. its all that weird goop you envelope eaters eat. .nuffsaid?

only the legendary Minnesota smith need to carry 6 rolls

[Deadeye]

The most reliable cure for the brown blaze is black underwear. If you can't see it, it ain't there.