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    Default Tired from a tough hike? Rescuers fear Yuppie 911

    Tired from a tough hike? Rescuers fear Yuppie 911
    I would have posted this under humor, if it wasn't so scary.
    In the span of three days, the group pushed the panic button three times, mobilizing helicopters for dangerous, lifesaving rescues inside the steep canyon walls.
    What was that emergency? The water they had found to quench their thirst “tasted salty.”
    http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/news/...uers-fear.html
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    before the panic button, natural selection would have taken care of these types of problems.
    don't like logging? try wiping with a pine cone.

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    and this is why spot is the dumbest shiznit EVER. learn the necessary skills (that doesn't involve punching buttons) or stay your stupid butt home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by general View Post
    before the panic button, natural selection would have taken care of these types of problems.
    natural selection needs to catch up.

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    rescuers need the 3 strikes and you're out option.
    don't like logging? try wiping with a pine cone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WingedMonkey View Post
    Tired from a tough hike? Rescuers fear Yuppie 911
    I would have posted this under humor, if it wasn't so scary.
    http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/news/...uers-fear.html
    This one is really interesting..

    "In September, a hiker from Placer County was panning for gold in New York Canyon when he became dehydrated and used his rescue beacon to call for help."

    To pan for gold, what is the main thing you got to have?
    [COLOR="Blue"]Hokey Pokey [/COLOR]

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    beer............
    don't like logging? try wiping with a pine cone.

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    gold?......................

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    Very small rocks.....
    Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

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    Idiots. A pan.

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    no no no. i know, it's mercury
    don't like logging? try wiping with a pine cone.

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    Two problems.
    1. Foolish hikers.
    2. Foolish technology.

    It is foolish to have such devices as these in this day and age without also having any means of direct communication in the case of emergencies. The only time there should be a distress beacon without direct communication is when the situation is serious enough that people are unable to communicate, or the situation is still serious, and communication has failed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by general View Post
    no no no. i know, it's mercury
    the hiker "Mercury"??
    I'm so confused, I'm not sure if I lost my horse or found a rope.

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    these people should be charged the cost of the "rescue."
    https://tinyurl.com/MyFDresults

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    no like mercury the element
    don't like logging? try wiping with a pine cone.

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    The people that sell such inappropriate technology should also be charged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PennyPincher View Post
    these people should be charged the cost of the "rescue."
    more organizations are implementing this very policy every day. aviation fuel isn't cheap.
    don't like logging? try wiping with a pine cone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAK View Post
    The people that sell such inappropriate technology should also be charged.
    now thats just stupid. take another break.!!
    I'm so confused, I'm not sure if I lost my horse or found a rope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by general View Post
    more organizations are implementing this very policy every day. aviation fuel isn't cheap.
    If they were really serious, they would sue the people that sell these devices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayak karl View Post
    now thats just stupid. take another break.!!
    Don't shoot the messenger.

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