matthew claude weinstone?

[mweinstone]

any exsplanations appreciated.

[Buzz_Lightfoot]

You're kidding, right?

[WingedMonkey]

I've seen several "Unwanted" posters on the trail.

[Panzer1]

artist and hiker

Panzer

[mweinstone]

define matthewski. what is it? state the purpos. is the role of a matthewski "spare court jester or fool"? or is it better defined," out of work court fool" or, am i genius undiscovered comming to a theater near you? see? not so easy, some threds. serious hiker looking for defiition by peers. lost and found? missing person? jerkstore sale iem discontinued out of stock? next ruler of artworld?

[Second Half]

define matthewski. what is it? state the purpos.

Every internet forum needs a matthewski. You fill the role better than most.

[Sarcasm the elf]

Every internet forum needs a matthewski. You fill the role better than most.

Agreed, poet lauret of the trail, abstract presenter of knowledge.

You find the words to say things that cannot be described with words.

A non-sequitor and voice of reason at the same time

[skooch]

Idiot Savant? teehee

[Second Half]

Agreed, poet lauret of the trail, abstract presenter of knowledge.

You find the words to say things that cannot be described with words.

A non-sequitor and voice of reason at the same time

Agreed.

Actually matthewski is the second-best "matthewski" I have ever seen on the internet, so perhaps I didn't give him full credit for his role.

[mweinstone]

heres what i think;

speck with hair
borglike nodelike node
another species, from an unspelt time not recorded in spelling.
john tidor after the memory wipe
a frince or a prog. like stuck bettween prince and frog.
an exsperoment gone wild.
a hippy gone wild
some kind of mass halucination, hence the bad spelling. hard to hallucinate that correctly with any kind of coherrent flow .

[mweinstone]

heres what i think;

speck with hair
borglike nodelike node
another species, from an unspelt time not recorded in spelling.
john tidor after the memory wipe
a frince or a prog. like stuck bettween prince and frog.
an exsperoment gone wild.
a hippy gone wild
some kind of mass halucination, hence the bad spelling. hard to hallucinate that correctly with any kind of coherrent flow .

anyone after a memory wipe.

[Second Half]

OK, at the risk of causing a rip in the fabric of the space/time continuum, I will introduce the all-time greatest "matthewski" internet posting into this discussion. With a single, brilliant, barely comprehensible post this person inspired years of discussion, speculation, T-shirt creation, beer drinking, blind worship and devotion. "Freestyledesign" on the New Orleans Jazzfest forum:

http://www.nojazzfest.com/chat/showthread.php?t=5

[mweinstone]

honestly, that seemed like just so much fluff. and who can read the symbolistical spelling? at least im useing something close to standard phoneettics. yes? well. i like me better. way. duh. that guy proll wasnt even a guy. duh. second interfool fiddle to him/she/it ? i dont think so. i still got the magic. spelling, grammer, stuff, etc. no one can touch me. no. my place is secure. i am well to know me. hello. im me, your not. sorry that. kidding.

[mweinstone]

i got words like interfool fiddel commin out the bazzookatron.

you know what a bannana neck is?
what rednecks call hikers with bandannas on their necks.

see?made it up like oats in a nickelbag.

[Second Half]

Definitely female. And most definitely alcohol was involved. I had hoped you might be the Rosetta Stone to decipher this legendary post.

An enigma it remains.

[mweinstone]

enigmas wrapped in riddles are a dime a dozen.
im more of an enigma wrapped in a skittle.
its different. more hikery.

[Gray Blazer]

He is well know for his hikerousityness.

[zelph]

any exsplanations appreciated.

I know you!!!! You're my "friend"

[camojack]

any explanations appreciated.

If you don't understand yourself, how can anyone else?

[Rockhound]

any exsplanations appreciated.

Well when a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man there is a stork at the north pole and is alerted to this union by Santa Claus and the stork then delivers a baby to the happy couple and they become Mommies and Daddies. Unless of course you happen to be a Christmas baby like me and then Santa delivers you himself. I hope this clears things up for you Matty.