A Wal-Mart Thru Hike

[sheepdog]

Got everything I need from Wal-Mart for my thru:
School Back Pack
Wrangler jeans
Coleman two burner stove
Hiking poles
9mm pistol and 1000 rounds
Cast iron fry pan
Great Value side meals
flannel sleeping bag

They even gave away puppies by the front door, so I'm gonna hike with a dog.

[LoneRidgeRunner]

Got everything I need from Wal-Mart for my thru:
School Back Pack
Wrangler jeans
Coleman two burner stove
Hiking poles
9mm pistol and 1000 rounds
Cast iron fry pan
Great Value side meals
flannel sleeping bag

They even gave away puppies by the front door, so I'm gonna hike with a dog.

That should do you...LOL...

[emerald]

Have a great hike and be sure to let us know how it goes.

[sheepdog]

Have a great hike and be sure to let us know how it goes.

You would be glad to know I got one of those big wildlife books so I can commune with nature.

Oh and LaBatts blue in the recyclable cans.

[Point Man Chef]

recyclable cans

That is going to be one "green" thru!

You would be glad to know I got one of those big wildlife books so I can commune with nature.

Oh and LaBatts blue in the recyclable cans.

[Tenderheart]

No! No! No! You forgot the gallon of Coleman fuel. Are you carrying the 1000 rounds in a bandoleer? Do you think 1000 will be enough? It's a long way, you know.

[sheepdog]

No! No! No! You forgot the gallon of Coleman fuel. Are you carrying the 1000 rounds in a bandoleer? Do you think 1000 will be enough? It's a long way, you know.

I have an extra 1000 in a bounce box.

[Point Man Chef]

On my deck LMAO!!!

I have an extra 1000 in a bounce box.

[sheepdog]

recyclable cans

That is going to be one "green" thru!

I think they have recycle bins in the shelters. They are called fire pits and the recyclers pick them up on a regular basis.

[Point Man Chef]

I hate to keep posting but you're killing me! I have now fell off the deck!!!

I think they have recycle bins in the shelters. They are called fire pits and the recyclers pick them up on a regular basis.

[Tenderheart]

I have an extra 1000 in a bounce box.

You may be OK then. What about a globe for directions? I'll bet you didn't even think about that. That's the trouble with all you young people. You go off half cocked.

litefoot 2000

[sheepdog]

Anyone got any ideas on how to train a puppy to poop in a cat hole??

[couscous]

The only thing on your list that might not have been on top of Springer, at one time or another, is probably the 1,000 rounds.

[sheepdog]

You may be OK then. What about a globe for directions? I'll bet you didn't even think about that. That's the trouble with all you young people. You go off half cocked.

litefoot 2000

I forgot to mention the Rand McNally road map. It even has all the Wal-Marts listed along the route for resupply.

[emerald]

Good for you! Georgia's a long drive from Michigan, but it sounds like you're prepared to give it a go.

[WingedMonkey]

About time you went hiking.

[sheepdog]

Good for you! Georgia's a long drive from Michigan, but it sounds like you're prepared to give it a go.

Do I have to worry about southerners trying to steel my expensive hiking gear?

I've heard some ........things

[Point Man Chef]

"Green" AND you're practicing LNT. My pack is now on ebay. I sir am not worthy.

Anyone got any ideas on how to train a puppy to poop in a cat hole??

[Tenderheart]

This is the first time I have actually laughed out loud on WB. Nothing wrong with a good sense of humor. Can't stand a man who takes himself too seriously.

litefoot 2000

[emerald]

Some of the things you've heard just might be true.