Don't forget the swimming pool.
visit green mountain house in manchester center, the bear's den in virginia, and lakeshore house pub/laundromat in monson. i was ridiculously excited that i could have a beer and do my laundry at the same time.
You'll want the ability to process ATM and credit cards.
Outside fire pit with benches away from sleeping quarters.
For your own sanity you might consider a boot/equipment washing station outside with drying racks and clotheslines away from the laundry and showers. This might save your laundry machines and keep the shower drains from getting clogged with mud.
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest. Henry David Thoreau
You don't have to be old to appreciate this.... I feel the same way. I also would choose a good hotel over a hostel but I'd just as soon stay at a hostel as one of the more "lived in" trail hotels... Not much difference IMO.
Regarding the OP's question: Hot, fresh coffee with real cream/sugar is worth a lot to me.