Translating with ESL to Olde English will do that.DrRichardCranium-"And it sounds like Yoda is saying it."
I haven't taken time to read through all this, but baseball IS in the Bible: "In the Big Inning..."Originally Posted by berkshirebirder
And in the seventh inning God took a big stretch.
"Sleepy alligator in the noonday sun
Sleepin by the river just like he usually done
Call for his whisky
He can call for his tea
Call all he wanta but he can't call me..."
Robert Hunter & Ron McKernan
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Wasn't there was an apostle named Homer?
And women didn't bring the coffee. It's He Brews.
What caused nothing to explode? Nothing caused nothing.The Big Bang theory is a lot cooler.
1) In the Beginning there was Nothing.
2) And then the Nothing exploded into a whole lot of Something.
3) For no particular reason. Amen.
This makes sense to you or anyone here?
Personally, I believe in FSM.
Ramen.
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The true harvest of my life is intangible...a little stardust caught,a portion of the rainbow I have clutched -Thoreau
No.
Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Barholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James, Thaddeus, Simon, Judas.
Love people and use things; never the reverse.
Mt. Katahdin would be a lot quicker to climb if its darn access trail didn't start all the way down in Georgia.
Ah, I see you are a Pastafarian.Mags-"Personally, I believe in FSM."
The 13th apostle was Rufus....
Ah, I see you are a Pastafarian.
His noodely appendage touches us all.
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The true harvest of my life is intangible...a little stardust caught,a portion of the rainbow I have clutched -Thoreau
I have a problem with organized religion and don’t like to listen to people preach; I also see the power some take advantage of as an "authority" of scripture. However, I also don’t agree with the primordial soup theory, it’s just too simple. There just seems to be something more to life – it truly is incredible when you think about it. To me Einstein summed it best in the below quote.
"We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many languages. The child knows someone must have written those books. It does not know how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. The child dimly suspects a mysterious order in the arrangement of the books but doesn't know what it is. That, it seems to me, is the attitude of even the most intelligent human being toward God. We see the universe marvelously arranged and obeying certain laws but only dimly understand these laws. Our limited minds grasp the mysterious force that moves the constellations."
Einstein believed in God.
But not religion.
Love people and use things; never the reverse.
Mt. Katahdin would be a lot quicker to climb if its darn access trail didn't start all the way down in Georgia.
I agree, I was Catholic for 45 years, I have no tolerance for religion.
I became a Born Again Christian in 2007. Yes, I am one of those people who will tell you the good news message. Jesus commanded that we do so.
But I will not beat you over the head with it, you have the right to believe whatever you want, (That's free will in action)
True christians don't believe in religion, Religion is Rules set for by man.
"No Religion, Just a Relationship"
I meant, Religion is Rules set FORTH by man.
Still waking up.
Love people and use things; never the reverse.
Mt. Katahdin would be a lot quicker to climb if its darn access trail didn't start all the way down in Georgia.
I'm not a scientist, but I would think that the more they studied creation they would think that it is just too perfect for it to be an explosion. It truly is a work of art. The animals each have their niche. Things are in balance. Species would not have survived if each aspect wasn't 100%. Take the woodpecker for example. How would he eat if his bill couldn't withstand the pressure at which he pecks the tree for the insect? He would starve waiting for the bill or that special tongue or the speed to evolve.
I have a friend that says, try throwing your desktop to the floor and see what evolves
Curious that the majority of the people in that video are in countries other than the USA. Do the parents have access to pure, uncontaminated food and water? Ever seen the water many people in Africa drink, Here is a clue for you, The color is not clear.
The overwhelming majority of the people in the world are in countries other than the USA.
Love people and use things; never the reverse.
Mt. Katahdin would be a lot quicker to climb if its darn access trail didn't start all the way down in Georgia.
Of course they are.
It would be awfully crowded if they were all here.
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