wanting a earthy female backpacking partner,section hiking

[thelowend]

is everybody bored on here...why am I recieving this bogus questioning and debating..i beat to my own drummer,my own mind...i never asked for input...just to connect with some backpacking women

yep. it's a public forum on the internet............................not sure if you've been on much but people get quite opinionated on the net.. no matter what the helll you say

[Blissful]

Enough pink blazing for one night....

[thelowend]

yes a hippy chick would be the motts,ive been stuck in a world of meeting non hippy,corporate,hautietautie,rigid,critical unnatural woman...

you control the crowd around you. i think you are waiting for the perfect chick to run up to you and ask you for everything you don't want to approach a chick and ask. i completely understand.. i have a difficult time talking to women that I find attractive but we can't expect "the one" to come up and introduce his or herself

[Wise Old Owl]

try eharmony!

Bad advice, imagine the post "I'm a forty year old guy who likes to take long walks... The girls here know what that means!

Shades of Minnesota Smith...

I disagree, as we get older our ability to make any connection or new close Friend is far more difficult.

I agree with Eric. If you want to meet an outdoorsy woman that likes to hike, then join a local hiking club. This isn't the best place to look for a relationship. or a hiking partner for that matter LOL

Great Advice - Stop looking and join a busy Hiking Club, There are frequently more women who enjoy the activity in numbers as it is safe. Frond this is an opportunity to discuss likes and dislikes with a starting point... pick a subject like the last book you read.

Well hey, it is Valentines Day

Yup!

I think it's great that Frond felt comfortable (or brave) enough to post a request here - quite a logical place to look for a female hiking companion.

Frond, you'll find someone, if not here, then on the trail - heck, you might find yourself a harem! Stranger things have happened.

Have a great hike!

Thanks Turtle Feet! great support.

yes a hippy chick would be the motts,ive been stuck in a world of meeting non hippy,corporate,hautietautie,rigid,critical unnatural woman...

No kidding? Frond - Remember SNL and lower your expectations....try to find one that's entertaining... Both men and women have some faults!

Enough pink blazing for one night....

Well I think this wasn't about that Blissful, but I am glad he gave this a good try here at WB. I will stick up for Frond, as more older men and members can pick up a little knowledge from this thread.

[Hoofit]

there's this french chick heading that way - real sweet, nature lover, really natural as well, hasn't shaved at all for many years now- might she be the one?

[Wise Old Owl]

there's this french chick heading that way - real sweet, nature lover, really natural as well, hasn't shaved at all for many years now- might she be the one?

you're just not right......

[Egads]

there's this french chick heading that way - real sweet, nature lover, really natural as well, hasn't shaved at all for many years now- might she be the one?

She probably smells earthy

[TD55]

Perhaps one of those blow-up balloon dolls would work Anyone ever see a hiker with one of those?

[tintin]

Perhaps one of those blow-up balloon dolls would work Anyone ever see a hiker with one of those?

I don't think they make them in an ultralight version so probably not... you'd have to use helium to inflate it before hikers would even consider it... not hydrogen though, as that would rule out snuggling up next to a camp fire.

I was single for 5 years and used to get stressed out about it. Eventually learnt to be OK with it and then found someone whilst out in the jungle when I wasn't looking. No, her name is not Jane, but I do wish I were Tarzan. Not for the swinging part... don't think my missus would be up for that.

Do wish you luck Frond.

[berkshirebirder]

I'M an earthly female. What??? Oh. Never mind.

[Toolshed]

there's this french chick heading that way - real sweet, nature lover, really natural as well, hasn't shaved at all for many years now- might she be the one?

That's what i thought earthy meant. Dr. Bronners, no trimming.. hair growing everywhere underarms, legs and there, granny panties......... Yikes!!!!!

I say this with a frame of reference that it's been a long Frederick's of Hollywood and Victoria's Secret Run into Valentines Day...My mind has been taken over by runway underwear models...

[Old Hiker]

6 hours of fishing without a bite equals failure...just sayin'!

No, it means you have planned well by not having bait or a hook on the line to be interrrupted by those pesky fish!

[JustaTouron]

No, it means you have planned well by not having bait or a hook on the line to be interrrupted by those pesky fish!

Exactly. I have never failed to catch a buzz while fishing.

[RGB]

yah I seem different than the majority a child like innocence..feel in the world not of it..to much time alone over the last 17 yrs.running my organic market garden...been hiking my own hike for tooo long..many have told me,I am more evloved than the majority and the worlds not ready for me.......I wish I was like the majority at times,it would be less conflicting..im too nice of a guy,with great intentions,emphathetic and compassionate,one foot out of the box on my path of enlightenment and evolutionary transformation...people just dont fully grasp me.

Wow, you're so modest! My only hope is that we can evolve a little more, just enough to even comprehend what it's like to be on your level way up there. Personally, I think your chances are high. Don't know what's in the water lately but it seems the majority of females are attracted to inflated personalities like this (no one take personal offense to that, I'm sure people around my age level know what I'm talking about). Good luck though.

[napster]

My goodness so many wanttabes whiteblaze pyscharists,grammatical and spelling teachers and moderators on here. If it is so dang acceptable for myrtle to hike/ tent camp with mary and chevez to cook /hammock share with charlie why the hell can't a man desire to have a hiking relation with a woman.we are privilege to belong to this website . You'all don't own it.shush your dang whinning

[yappy]

LOL this is halarious ! Only on long hikes is a " hippy chick " the bomb..haha.. i am a married hippy chick... u sound rathr strange to me sorry...

[TD55]

Is this a gear thread or a humor thread?

[Jester2000]

Th remarkable thing is that this thread has only gotten slightly less entertaining since frond stopped posting. Good stuff.

[the goat]

Dude, That's my wife, except for the candle and no lights part. I met her in a bar about 60 feet off the trail.

now i'm curious which bar, please tell me you met your wife at the dog patch in MD?

[frond]

ive allways been against inflated egos...and that is many...ive been told a few times,i just have enough ego to keep me here in this physical existance..I have a great purpose in life and a never dying drive/will to create it and share it with the world..