We're All Screwed Now!!!

**STEVEM** · 06-30-2009, 21:45

I guess it's official guys. The only hiking from now on will be behind a lawnmower. Thanks Governor.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...alachain+trail

**Marta** · 07-01-2009, 06:27

Nice. Thanks, Gov!

**kayak karl** · 07-01-2009, 06:35

Originally Posted by Marta

Nice. Thanks, Gov!

yep, ain't going to make my life easier

**Six-Six** · 07-01-2009, 08:56

Who's going to be the first to adopt the trail name: "Governor"?

**Manwich** · 07-01-2009, 09:00

Originally Posted by Z-Man

Who's going to be the first to adopt the trail name: "Governor"?

The Mayor. He's running for higher office.

**Manwich** · 07-01-2009, 09:00

I used this on Mrs. Totem last week.

"Hey honey, could you hand me my passport? I'm going Hiking on the AT."
"HAAAY WAIT A MINUTE!!"

**mudhead** · 07-01-2009, 09:09

Just remember, you could get Lorena Bobbitted.

**yaduck9** · 07-01-2009, 09:32

True...thank god, there's Duct Tape

**wrongway_08** · 07-01-2009, 09:57

Someone post the article, I cant get it to show due to the stupid settings on this network I am using,
Thanks

!

**FritztheCat** · 07-01-2009, 11:15

Originally Posted by wrongway_08

Someone post the article, I cant get it to show due to the stupid settings on this network I am using,
Thanks

!

Here's what it says:

1. hiking the appalachian trail Refers to someone's infidelity
"Did you hear about Mark's divorce? He was caught hiking the Appalachian trail."

**STEVEM** · 07-01-2009, 11:38

Or this:

5. Hiking the Appalachian Trail:

Code used by persons who claim to be participating in vigorous, solitary outdoor activities to escape stress when in fact they are carrying on hot and heavy clandestine affairs in foreign countries (preferably located in South America).

On Saturday, Jenna tried six times to get in touch with her boyfriend, Mike, but he had already told us he was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend so we knew his phone would be off.

**Homer&Marje** · 07-01-2009, 11:52

If you are to participate in any elicit extra marital affairs in Europe you must state that you are in fact Hiking the Pacific Crest Trail....it is not transferable slang to use Appalachian trail in these circumstances

**Buzz_Lightfoot** · 07-01-2009, 13:28

Originally Posted by Totem

I used this on Mrs. Totem last week.

"Hey honey, could you hand me my passport? I'm going Hiking on the AT."
"HAAAY WAIT A MINUTE!!"

LMAO

Thanks for the chuckle!

**mooseboy** · 07-01-2009, 15:59

Here's how we, the hikers, turn it around:

"Going to Argentina" can be the new slang for ACTUALLY hiking the A.T.

**cowboy nichols** · 07-01-2009, 17:28

There already was a term for infidelity "Politician"

**flemdawg1** · 07-01-2009, 17:55

Instead of Hikers, we should be Gouchos!

**Spogatz** · 07-01-2009, 20:42

I wonder what it means if your hiking the CDT???????????

**hopefulhiker** · 07-01-2009, 20:55

Yeah, I hiked that trail all the way through to the bone... well ...my bones did hurt!

**Skidsteer** · 07-01-2009, 21:02

Originally Posted by Spogatz

I wonder what it means if your hiking the CDT???????????

It means you caught a venereal disease in Argentina.

**Panzer1** · 07-01-2009, 21:39

Hopefully, as time passes, people will forget about this.

Panzer

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