When are we going hiking?
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Teddy, the one in Juniper? That sorry ass ape looking scank bear broke my stainless steel grill.
Ok, I will set a date. You name it.
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Yeah, just think how I felt when I woke up the next morning to find damn bear snot and slobber all over my dang table grill that the sorry little tick mat destroyed. He bent the piss out of it. I took a mallet to it and at least now it closes. Sorry ole bear.
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He is a good bear.Did you see my good old big buddy?
Dang it man got to clean my screen again!!
Good thing you didn't have it in the front seat of your truck ~ he may have broke a window out getting to it.
When I hiked the Columbine Trail a few weeks back there was a van with a broken window and a cooler pulled halfway through the window. Wasn't like that on my way up.
Be good!!!
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Yeah, but how much did the bear weigh?
My husband furnished me with some statistics posted on his cycling website. They're interesting. Would be even more interesting if they're true.
For every person killed by black bears
Dogs kill 60
Bees kill 180
Lighting kills 350
This supposedly came from the National Center for Health Statistics
If not NOW, then WHEN?
ME>GA 2006
http://www.trailjournals.com/entry.cfm?trailname=3277
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Slow, I did not see or hear him. I was out like a light after taking a gallon of Nyquil. The next morning, I got up to make us breakfast and walah...on the ground broke with BEAR EVIDENCE on it.
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Bear Solution: Hang your hammock 30 feet up and keep your food in your lap.
That would do it.
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Wrong! A 600 pound bear was killed by black-powder hunters near Roanoke in 2006.
http://www.roanoke.com/outdoors/wb/wb/xp-94171
If you don't have something nice to say,
Be witty in your cruelty.
Marta, thank the hubby for the stats. That is something.
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