woodsy, Idealist (either or both), 1Pint, Blissful, Paul Bunyan (either), BMECC's Corridor Management Chairperson and many others.
I'll fell trees with shelterbuilder anytime he wants help, but that's another question.
I'd hike with Wargy if he'd bring along some of his native American friends and they'd be cool with me pretending to be one of them and wouldn't find my doing so disrespectful. They'd probably laugh so hard they wouldn't care.
Blissful, if you figure out how to get Ed to hike with you, I'll go too.