Don't say "Ya'll watch this!"
Don't say "Ya'll watch this!"
Don't send a video into "America's Funniest" if it doesn't involve you lobbing a softball to a kid with a bat.
Don't lob a softball to a kid with a bat if you're not wearing a cup.
Don't use peppercini olive oil outside of the kitchen
don't EVER put regular dish soap in a dishwasher.
"It was on the first of May, in the year 1769, that I resigned my domestic happiness for a time, and left my family and peaceable habitation on the Yadkin River, in North Carolina, to wander through the wilderness of America." - Daniel Boone
Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead
"The dishes are done, man"
"Don't think twice, it's all right"
Don't forget to thank trail maintainers if you meet them out working while you're hiking.
NIL ILLEGITIMUS CARBORUNDUM EST ...
'Slogger
The more I learn ...the more I realize I don't know.
Don't let the bastards get you down
Don't let the privy door hit you in the ass.
"Sleepy alligator in the noonday sun
Sleepin by the river just like he usually done
Call for his whisky
He can call for his tea
Call all he wanta but he can't call me..."
Robert Hunter & Ron McKernan
Whiteblaze.net User Agreement.
Don't sweat the petty stuff.
Don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Don't crush that dwarf, somebody hand me the pliers.
"Sleepy alligator in the noonday sun
Sleepin by the river just like he usually done
Call for his whisky
He can call for his tea
Call all he wanta but he can't call me..."
Robert Hunter & Ron McKernan
Whiteblaze.net User Agreement.
Don't use the exact same type of bottle for your olive oil and camp suds. You may end up with sudsy pasta at LeConte shelter on a cold night when you are really really hungry, and the stove was working properly, and....
Some people take the straight and narrow. Others the road less traveled. I just cut through the woods.
Don't be afraid to admit that you are a bonehead.
Don't fear the reaper
(You might be a king
Or a low street sweeper
But sooner or later
You dance with the reaper)