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    Don't say "Ya'll watch this!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by L. Wolf View Post
    Don't Taze Me Bro!!
    That was so funny it bears repeating.

    Seriously, don't stick your trekking pole (if you use such things) between two rocks, and then fall. It will break your pole.

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    Don't send a video into "America's Funniest" if it doesn't involve you lobbing a softball to a kid with a bat.

    Don't lob a softball to a kid with a bat if you're not wearing a cup.

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    Don't use peppercini olive oil outside of the kitchen

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    don't EVER put regular dish soap in a dishwasher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by L. Wolf View Post
    don't EVER put regular dish soap in a dishwasher.
    my grandma watched us after school pre fourth grade and we returned one day to four feet of suds being swept out the kitchen door

    dont mess with grandma

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    Quote Originally Posted by L. Wolf View Post
    don't EVER put regular dish soap in a dishwasher.
    LOL I did that once, what a mess.......
    "It was on the first of May, in the year 1769, that I resigned my domestic happiness for a time, and left my family and peaceable habitation on the Yadkin River, in North Carolina, to wander through the wilderness of America." - Daniel Boone

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    Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead

    "The dishes are done, man"

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    Don't forget to thank trail maintainers if you meet them out working while you're hiking.

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    NIL ILLEGITIMUS CARBORUNDUM EST ...

    'Slogger
    The more I learn ...the more I realize I don't know.

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    Don't let the bastards get you down

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    Don't let the privy door hit you in the ass.
    "Sleepy alligator in the noonday sun
    Sleepin by the river just like he usually done
    Call for his whisky
    He can call for his tea
    Call all he wanta but he can't call me..."
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    Don't sweat the petty stuff.

    Don't pet the sweaty stuff.

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    Don't crush that dwarf, somebody hand me the pliers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alligator View Post
    Don't let the privy door hit you in the ass.
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    ....especially on the way IN !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Footslogger View Post
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    ....especially on the way IN !!

    'Slogger
    Exactly .
    "Sleepy alligator in the noonday sun
    Sleepin by the river just like he usually done
    Call for his whisky
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    Call all he wanta but he can't call me..."
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    Don't use the exact same type of bottle for your olive oil and camp suds. You may end up with sudsy pasta at LeConte shelter on a cold night when you are really really hungry, and the stove was working properly, and....
    Some people take the straight and narrow. Others the road less traveled. I just cut through the woods.

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    Don't be afraid to admit that you are a bonehead.

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    Don't fear the reaper

    (You might be a king
    Or a low street sweeper
    But sooner or later
    You dance with the reaper)

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