Hikers Beware

[Smile]

Whoops, didn't mean to reiterate! Should've read your post more thoroughly.

I will listen more carefully to the old fhart

[freefall]

I will listen more carefully to the old fhart

Old farts never lie, they just smell that way.

No offense Old Fhart!

[Frosty]

Old farts never lie, they just smell that way.

But they lay.

[freefall]

But they lay.

On the shelter floor. And comsume every living creature. I've seen mice run in mortal fear.
I've seen mice Mommas comfort their young'ens after a fart. Cowering in the fear that they were to be overtaken. Oh, what an experience!

The weekend warrior decided to carry a can of "Fat Free Pringles" for dinner. After all, They are light and have a few calories.
But whoa the tiny animals at the shelter. They come out to find food at night, only to be gassed by one of these strange animals that inhabit the shelter but for one night.
"What have we done to them?"
"Where is he humanity?"
"Where's that mmm,mmm, good oatmeal with the peaches?"
"BRRRRGGG"
"what was that?"
"BRRRGRDDDGG"
"Oh my, what's that smell?"
"BRRRGDDGGRRGR"
"Run children, RUN! We might die in this fume! that sounds like an Olasstra fart and we ALL know what that does!"
"No good can come from Olasstra Momma."
"that's right my son. Let's get back to the tunnels before we, before we, well, before we don't see each other anymore."
"I love you Momma."
"I love you too, Bait!"
See, no good comes from Olestra!

[Elf]

Mrs. Tango and I eat the Reduced Fat Pringles.I had some for lunch today.I could not find Olean or Olestra listed on the label(which is bi-lingual btw) so maybe I will be safe at her school function tonight.

I eat the reduced fat ones all the time. Pringles come in three versions, regular, reduced fat, and fat free. It's only the fat free ones that will get you where you can't go looking (which is why I don't eat them).

Entertaining article

[4eyedbuzzard]

Makes the old Baby Ruth bar method of emptying a pool obsolete.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqZJdxvwqA4

[mambo_tango]

Makes the old Baby Ruth bar method of emptying a pool obsolete.

I work in a hotel with a large pool (I work front desk) and we had to learn how to take care of accidental fecal discharge. If solid we have to shut down the pool for two hours and turn the chemicals on high. If it isn't solid we have to shut it down over night with chemicals on high. Luckily in the year I have worked there I have yet to find any AFD's or dead bodies (in the pool or otherwise).

[RAT]

That was one funny video, of course wouldnt have been if was me in the tub ;-)

RAT

[Micky]

How to name a thru-hiker. Give them a box of fat free Prinkles. Wait.[/quote]

New Hiker name ***** Happens

[Jim Adams]

I was doing some long term testing once for a freeze dried food manufacturer and found that, long term, freeze dried food will have the same effects. Common rule of thought was .....if you live on freeze dried food, you best know what you're doing when you fart!
geek

[Toolshed]

Oooooyyyyyy ..... that video was hilarious!!!!

[Smile]

I foresee an instructional video release in the future...

[ASUGrad]

It's been widely known for years that Pringles leads to excessive butt butter. They should be avoided

[drdewrag]

It's not just Pringles -- the "Light" versions of Doritos, Tostitos, Ruffles, etc., are all made with Olestra and can have the same gastrointestinal effects, especially when consumed in large amounts! I can vouch for this!

No kiddin'! I got your leakage... When this stuff (olestra) first came out, I thought, "I'm free!!!" I can eat all the fat free nacho cheese doritos I want." And then came the screamin' **its - for days. I ate the whole bag. Never again.

[Jester2000]

Deja-Vu ? didn't I hear this story around the campfire at The Gathering ?? Or maybe I am confusing it with those other sh***y stories ? LOL
RAT

I believe that was Squatch's story, "The Long Trip," which won a prize in the "Stories 'Bout Poopin'" category.

And I also believe that in his youth Old Phart was actually in a band called "Fecal Urgency."

[peter_pan]

From day one....Do Do Happens....Best to develop a sense of humor.... this thread is a toot, er hoot.


Pan

[The Old Fhart]

Jester2000-"...............And I also believe that in his youth Old Phart was actually in a band called "Fecal Urgency.""

That was so funny it almost caused "underwear staining associated with "anal leakage."

[eventidecu]

K I just woke up my wife laughing sooo hard...she had to come into the office to see what I was "crying" about! I guess she thought I was about to commit "hary karry" or something. God that was funny. literaly crying tears hear.Thanks for the laugh. Sounded straight from the heart,,,or fart!!! LOL

[Uncle Wayne]

but what a informative post and thread that followed. That was so funny it has to be one of the all time best post.

[The Doctor]

It's hard fopr me to type right now becasue I am actually laughing so hard that i'm crying. That post is EPIC. The detail and pure hatred shown for the pringle people was great. I honestly haven't laughed this hard in a while. Here comes my boss, gotta go.