I was trying to be funny ....I guess I suck at that....both times.
If you find yourself in a fair fight; your tactics suck.
I don't know if it was Elvis or Pricilla and didn't want to find out - as soon as I had a chance to escape I was out of there - been sprayed once before - never want that to happen again - The food scraps were the cause of their infestation - shelters are an animal attraction - period!
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I'm sure you've witnessed "squirter" bears and other animal squirters. Some animals comes out of them like a projectile. Ever see animals both males and females marking areas? I didn't know cats, both feral and domesticated, and especially wild Big Cats, and some deer family species could hold that much urine psst pst sppt.
In blueberry and Saskatoon berry season, I've seen plenty of evidence of squirter bears. Violet blue squirts everywhere! And that's when they're of the least concern to two-legged animals with dry food …
Worked in a bush camp one summer up in northwestern Ontario. No electricity, so the food that needed refrigeration was stored in screened tree porches. Bears loved those, as well as the messy fish guts left by careless fisherman. The taciturn Finnish logger boss was an excellent shot, and preferred to 'crease' the bears to keep them wary rather than kill them. One day, in an outstanding berry season, we returned from the tree plantings to discover a juvenile bear trying to get into the food. Ollie grabbed his rifle as the bear scrambled up a poplar. Ollie leaned against the tree, carefully aiming for a 'crease' shot and just as he fired, the already frightened bear ejected an enormous purple stream downwards. Ollie didn't move fast enough and got it full in his face. We were immediately quarantined in our cabins, while the assistant boss fired up the sauna. Finnish Ollie spent the whole night in and out of the sauna, in and out of the lake, and in the very early morning we heard his truck depart for home, never to return in shame. Years later, I heard this story repeated as a local legend by a friend from Thunder Bay – and I could say “I was there!" That tree stank for the rest of the summer. Poor Ollie … And that bear was never seen around camp again … Lesson learned. For all.