I am a Liar.

[Just Bill]

Invitation-

If you are a dreamer, come in,
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer…
If you’re a pretender, come sit by my fire
For we have some flax golden tales to spin.
Come In!
Come In!
Shel Silverstein, “Where the Sidewalk Ends”

While some may argue that I have published many books here on WhiteBlaze already, officially as of today, I have published my first.

Lying on the Trail is a book written by a fella named me, for your entertainment.

Spanning trails, ponds, mountains and hot-tubs near and far. Including bumbling adventures, yoga instructors, broken bones, opened beers, paddlers, swingers and even the occasional bit of walking, you’ll find a fair ‘n fine variety of tales around this fire. This is not a trail journal, but a collection of lies that spans many trails and many years. So for all those looking for a little something different, well, it’s different.

Available now on Amazon, in both paperback and Kindle Edition if you care to save a few tree branches or get together with about twenty friends to make it a whole tree.

Lying on the Trail

The Kindle version allows you to download a free sample. For the paperback, if you don’t want to read in the mildly annoying little preview window- Here’s your “Look Inside” free preview of the book* (Also attached for those who don’t like links and such.)


For an UNlimited time-
Free Golden Nuggets¹ in each book!
Portion size guaranteed to fill a Thru-Hiker's belly.²
Will bring you to tears!³
Contains no spreadsheets, gear lists, or trekking poles!
Neither SUL or Heavy Hauling at 6”x9”x220 pages and just under 13oz.
100% combustible for Tipi Walter style readers!⁴
Goes great with a beer, goes better with three, not so good with six!
Select editions include free beer!⁵


Disclaimers-
1-Of wisdom
2-With Laughter
3-When used as a cutting board to chop onions
4-LNT edicts prevent burning of the Kindle version.
5-Beer included only in special edition sold at Just Bill’s house.

To those who helped me out with this book here on WB, I won’t slander your fine names any further by thanking you publicly- but thank you just the same.

And for you gossip fiends- their names are in the book now that I think about it- so looks like those who helped are screwed either way. No good deed goes unpunished, eh?

Most importantly- A sincere thanks to all who have read my tales, suffered my long posts, offered kind words and helped me find the voice I was trying to capture along the way.
Lying on the trail-look inside.pdf
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