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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogwood View Post
    Who's watching you while taking a dump? That will freak out the ladies further.
    Thanks dogwood now I'll be so stressed I won't be able to go. End up in the hospital obstructed and getting 3H enemas!!! Thanks, one more thing to worry about
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogwood View Post
    Who's watching you while taking a dump? That will freak out the ladies further.
    Whether to just wave to watchers or start a conversation?
    "He was a wise man who invented beer." Plato

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    Whether or not you'll get lost and not be able to find the trail again when you go into the woods to do #2 and whether or not you walk far enough into the woods to be near the trail again because you didn't know there was a switchback ahead.

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    How about things that (in addition to rattle snakes and bears) don't kill people on the AT, like getting hit in the head by asteroids and Ebola.

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    Ebola, definitely Ebola.
    Zombies and the undead would also be right up there at the top of the list. The AT passes a lot of cemeteries you know.
    Attacked by a rabid rabbit?, err maybe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by evyck da fleet View Post
    when you go into the woods to do #2 and whether or not you walk far enough into the woods to be near the trail again because you didn't know there was a switchback ahead.
    I just imagined this scenario, just settled down for the business and a group stops above you to admire the scenery and wildlife. HA
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjozgrunt View Post
    I just imagined this scenario, just settled down for the business and a group stops above you to admire the scenery and wildlife. HA
    The rule of thumb is, if you haven't seen anyone all day, just step off the trial and drop your pants. Someone will be by shortly. This is especially effective for woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slo-go'en View Post
    The rule of thumb is, if you haven't seen anyone all day, just step off the trial and drop your pants. Someone will be by shortly. This is especially effective for woman.
    Yep! Happened to me on the trail in Maine this summer. Just when I thought the coast was clear, a SOBO came by. We laughed about it and I commented that now he *had* seen everything on the trail!
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    Leather balls...no, really, this is what I called that long-time chaffing problem during thru-hiking. Also, broken nails, toe nails to be exact. One misstep and you break a quarter of your big toenail off and it hurts like hell until it's grown back. Then, once it grows back, you jam it again! I was consistently missing parts of my big toenails ;( Leather balls and handicapped toenails...that's what people should really be worried about!

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    a bird making a nest in my hair.....it could seriously happen.....

    perhaps I should wear a hat

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowcone View Post
    a bird making a nest in my hair.....it could seriously happen.....

    perhaps I should wear a hat
    As the years roll by, I worry about this one less and less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowcone View Post
    a bird making a nest in my hair.....it could seriously happen.....

    perhaps I should wear a hat
    Won't be a problem for me unless the bird likes nesting on a bald peak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocketsocks View Post
    As the years roll by, I worry about this one less and less.
    I worry my bald dome from a bird's-eye view might look like a landing strip for a poo drop.
    Getting lost is a way to find yourself.

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    Dang, we need to start a Mr. Clean thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by July View Post
    Dang, we need to start a Mr. Clean thread...

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    I see a eyeball 'comb over' comin on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by July View Post
    I see a eyeball 'comb over' comin on...
    Mr-clean.jpgProbly be a solid Thread,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by July View Post
    I see a eyeball 'comb over' comin on...
    ...and he's got that Clark Gable Marine mustache thing going on, or is that just milk.

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    How many redundant flashlights that I need.
    76 HawkMtn w/Rangers
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    15 Girard/Quebec/LostTurkey/Saylor/Tuscarora/BlackForest
    16 Kennerdell/Cranberry-Otter/DollyS/WRim-NCT
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    18-19,22 AT NOBO 1562.2
    22 Hadrian's Wall
    23 Cotswold Way

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