The Hillbilly Hiker
Stinkin� of DEET and overworked feet in socks that ain�t had a washin,�
I�m hikin� a while for 2000 mile; it�s nasty and tough � I ain�t joshin�.
The skeeters and bugs and them bears like the rugs and small critters that run through the lean-to,
the heat, cold and rain and the aches and the pain make me cuss when I don�t even mean to.
But I ain�t complainin�, just frankly explainin� how this ain�t the fun I was thinkin�,
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