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    ^ Best one yet!! hahaha
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    Truck carrying ramen noodles crashes. Estimated loss to company, $38.00

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    Quote Originally Posted by rafe View Post
    Truck carrying ramen noodles crashes. Estimated loss to company, $38.00

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    Truck carrying organic, gluten free, vegan Ramen crashes. Estimated loss to company: $38,000.


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    The ad agency my wife works for developed a campaign designed to encourage college students to major in accounting. Her job was to buy Ramen noodles by the pallet. Individual packages, thousands and thousands of them, were handed out at on-campus and off-campus gatherings, wrapped up with some other swag and with an attached card stating "CPAs don't have to eat Ramen noodles".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleghanian Orogeny View Post
    The ad agency my wife works for developed a campaign designed to encourage college students to major in accounting. Her job was to buy Ramen noodles by the pallet. Individual packages, thousands and thousands of them, were handed out at on-campus and off-campus gatherings, wrapped up with some other swag and with an attached card stating "CPAs don't have to eat Ramen noodles".

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    As an accountant, and father of two more accountants, I can vouch for that! Accountants can find a variety of work anywhere in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadeye View Post
    As an accountant, and father of two more accountants, I can vouch for that! Accountants can find a variety of work anywhere in the world.
    Roger that! I'm a CPA, the son of a CPA, nephew of 3 more CPAs (my father's brother, that brother's wife, and their brother-in-law), brother to 2 CPAs, and a first cousin to 2 more CPAs. It's a disease in our family.
    And we all know "Bismark" financed his long tenure on the AT with his work as an accountant, although his particular methods were subsequently found to have been illegal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venchka View Post
    Truck carrying organic, gluten free, vegan Ramen crashes. Estimated loss to company: $38,000.


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    now that's funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patchy View Post
    ...and so is this!

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    Not sure if this is WB appropriate, I'll let Mags decide. I laughed so hard I swallowed my gum. And I don't chew gum, so I'm not sure exactly whats up with that.




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    ha ha, if you need a coupon for ramen, you're really in the red.

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    ...and so is this!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleghanian Orogeny View Post
    Roger that! I'm a CPA, the son of a CPA, nephew of 3 more CPAs (my father's brother, that brother's wife, and their brother-in-law), brother to 2 CPAs, and a first cousin to 2 more CPAs. It's a disease in our family.
    And we all know "Bismark" financed his long tenure on the AT with his work as an accountant, although his particular methods were subsequently found to have been illegal.

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    I met a CPA on the trail once. He specialized in personal income taxes. Worked his tail off from New years to mid April, and hiked and fished the rest of the year. Smart career choice!

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    I actually love the blue ramen. I got an order from packet gormet and the ramen resuce ruined my ramen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Venchka View Post
    Truck carrying organic, gluten free, vegan Ramen crashes. Estimated loss to company: $38,000.
    Definitely. And don't forget cruelty-free, too.

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    Woot had this ramen-related shirt awhile back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engine View Post
    Now thats funny. As a Pastafarian I expected to be much more offended by these posts, but since they aren't taking place during the most holy time of Ramendan, I'll give it a pass. Pasta be upon you.
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